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EXERCISE AND FITNESS HUMOR
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Weight Control Tips and Hints
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Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.
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Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75
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Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . 100
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Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . 150
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Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50
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Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25
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Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight). . . .50-300
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Dragging your heels. . . . . . . . . . 100
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Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250
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Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500
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Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50
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Wading through paperwork . . . . . . . 300
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Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . 75
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Jumping on the bandwagon . . . . . . . 200
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Balancing the books. . . . . . . . . . .25
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Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350
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Eating crow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 225
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Tooting your own horn. . . . . . . . . .25
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Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 750
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Pulling out the stops. . . . . . . . . .75
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Adding fuel to the fire. . . . . . . . 160
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Wrapping it up at the day's end. . . . .12
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To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:
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Opening a can of worms . . . . . . . . .50
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Putting your foot in your mouth. . . . 300
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Starting the ball rolling. . . . . . . .90
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Going over the edge. . . . . . . . . . .25
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Picking up the pieces after. . . . . . 350
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