SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, August 7, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Image: thecia.com.au
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SPORTS QUOTES
Quotes from 2003
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I get a few strange looks when I use the hotel laundry. They're used to washing shirts and socks - but not too many have been asked to clean a panther's head!
- Barmy Army member Kevin Thame, who wore a Pink Panther costume to watch the England cricket team's two Test matches in sweltering Bangladesh.
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I raced round the store and finally found her in the fizzy drinks aisle. I told her Jonny had got the winning kick. She just came over to me, flung her arms around me and burst into tears.
-Tesco vegetable counter assistant Marie Haddon, who broke the news to Jonny Wilkinson's mother, Philippa, that her son had won the World Cup for England.
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I went to the bank the other day and got a standing ovation
-Jason Leonard on how life has changed since winning the Cup.
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It's the first time I've come through London without getting stuck in traffic, which is always a bonus!
-Josh Lewsey's view of the parade.
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I've had a text from granny - she's going to throw a party for you -What Prince Harry told England star Mike Tindall after they had won the Rugby World Cup.
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I never talk about Uriah Rennie except to say I don't like him as a referee - never have, never will, end of story
-Manchester City manager Kevin Keegan not talking about Uriah Rennie.
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At 16-16 I was singing songs in my head. I think Tom Jones' Delilah was in my head
-Mark Williams after beating Ken Doherty 18-16 in the final of snooker's Embassy World Championships.
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I knew it wasn't going to be our day when I arrived at Links Park and found that we had a women running the line. She should be at home making the tea or the dinner for her man who comes in after he has been to the football
-Albion boss Peter Hetherston on lineswoman Morag Pirie after his side lost to Motrose.
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We weren't rowdy or out of order but we went to a lap-dancing bar so my mum wasn't too happy about it! It was worse facing her than it was facing the gaffer
-Hibs striker Tom McManus.
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It's like watching God
-Alan McManus after seeing Ronnie O'Sullivan compile his latest 147 break at The Crucible.
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It's like a woman on her wedding day - nervous, out of position and hoping everything would soon be over so she could go up to the bedroom
-Hugo Gatti, a reporter on Spanish paper Marca, pulls no punches in his blunt assessment of Fabien Barthez's performance for Manchester United against Real Madrid.
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It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing!
-Sir Alex Ferguson's version of the Beckham boot incident.
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