US swimmer Kathryn HoffImage: daylife.com
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SPORTS HUMOR
Humor about the Olympics 2008
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The Top 14 Signs You're Becoming Obsessed with the Olympics
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14> You still won't use a coaster, but now you put down your wet beer glass five times in the rings pattern.
14> You still won't use a coaster, but now you put down your wet beer glass five times in the rings pattern.
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13> Casual Friday last week? Jeans and a Polo shirt. Casual Friday this week? REALLY low-rise swim pants and a strategic waxing.
13> Casual Friday last week? Jeans and a Polo shirt. Casual Friday this week? REALLY low-rise swim pants and a strategic waxing.
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12> You imagine your Michael Phelps poster is hitting on your Holly McPeak poster.
12> You imagine your Michael Phelps poster is hitting on your Holly McPeak poster.
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11> You've confiscated all the ball caps on your son's Little League team and replaced them with olive wreath crowns.
11> You've confiscated all the ball caps on your son's Little League team and replaced them with olive wreath crowns.
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10> You've been wearing your hair in a face-stretching ponytail with little pink clip barrettes all through the gymnastics competitions -- and the other guys on the oil rig are starting to get uncomfortable with that.
10> You've been wearing your hair in a face-stretching ponytail with little pink clip barrettes all through the gymnastics competitions -- and the other guys on the oil rig are starting to get uncomfortable with that.
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9> On your wedding night, you gave your new bride a one-tenth point deduction for not sticking to the landing.
9> On your wedding night, you gave your new bride a one-tenth point deduction for not sticking to the landing.
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8> Getting into a fight down at the beer joint is nothing new for you, but this time the argument was about badminton.
8> Getting into a fight down at the beer joint is nothing new for you, but this time the argument was about badminton.
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7> You've bought and integrated so many TiVos that merely by pressing Rewind you can actually travel back in time.
7> You've bought and integrated so many TiVos that merely by pressing Rewind you can actually travel back in time.
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6> "Dangit, Larry -- you couldn't tell a foil from a saber if you sat on 'em. Twenty bucks says my France kicks your skinny German butt in team epee!"
6> "Dangit, Larry -- you couldn't tell a foil from a saber if you sat on 'em. Twenty bucks says my France kicks your skinny German butt in team epee!"
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5> You now have five interlocked rings dangling from your nipples.
5> You now have five interlocked rings dangling from your nipples.
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4> You filled your cubicle with sand and started referring to the department as "Beach QA."
4> You filled your cubicle with sand and started referring to the department as "Beach QA."
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3> These days you only hire very petite hookers, and you insist that they wear spandex, talk like chipmunks and have chalk powder all over their hands.
3> These days you only hire very petite hookers, and you insist that they wear spandex, talk like chipmunks and have chalk powder all over their hands.
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2> You now insist everyone call you "The Fredpedo."
2> You now insist everyone call you "The Fredpedo."
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and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're Becoming Obsessed With the Olympics...
1> You begin singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" if you finish peeing before the guy at the next urinal.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're Becoming Obsessed With the Olympics...
1> You begin singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" if you finish peeing before the guy at the next urinal.
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