SPORTS QUOTES
Quotes about Olympics 2008
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CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman":
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Do you have Olympic fever? Everybody in the Olympics is worried about the air quality in China, a lot of smog.
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I have friends over there who tell me that the air in China looks like the inside of Willie Nelson's tour bus.
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They had a practice today in Beijing for the Olympics. A javelin thrower -– this is the honest to God's truth -– he threw the javelin up into the air and it stuck.
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NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
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Are you all excited about the upcoming Summer Olympics?
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What's that one sport they do, that rhythmic gymnastics with that ribbon thing? Is this really a sport? Didn't that used to be called playing with a cat?
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China says they’re doing everything they can to help clean up air pollution before the Olympics and they're taking this very seriously.
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In fact, they have got every 6-year-old in the country working 24 hours a day.
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In fact, Beijing skies are so polluted that Chinese authorities are planning emergency measures for the Olympics. For example, protesters will now only be run over with hybrid tanks."
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Source: newsmax.com
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Quotes:
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Everyone in China already has Olympic fever. Or as it’s also known, bronchial asthma.
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The United States bicycle team got off the plane wearing air filter masks. They say the only way they’re going to get fresh air is to suck it out of their tires.
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