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GOLF QUOTES
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
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Golf is a game of expletives not deleted.
~ Dr. Irving A. Gladstone
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You have to make corrections in your game a little bit at a time. It's like taking your medicine. A few aspirin will probably cure what ails you, but the whole bottle might just kill you.
~ Harvey Penick
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I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.
~ Thomas Boswell
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If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.
~ Fred Beck
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I say this without reservations whatsoever: It is impossible to outplay an opponent you can't outthink.
~ Lawson Little
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Give me a man with big hands, big feet, and no brains and I will make a golfer out of him!
~ Walter Hagen
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Anyone who criticizes a golf course is like a person invited to a house for dinner who, on leaving, tells the host that the food was lousy.
~ Gary Player
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A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible!
~ Jean Giraudoux
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Like life, golf can be humbling. However, little good comes from brooding about mistakes we've made. The next shot, in golf or life, is the big one!
~ Grantland Rice
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Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.
~ Herb Caen
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