GOLF INSULTS
Quotes from an Internet Forum
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When someone hits a shot that doesnt get off the ground:
" worm abuse, I'm calling the SPCA"
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When someone takes a turn too sharp on the golf cart
and spills the beer:
"Alcohol abuse"
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"S.Y.S" =
still your shot
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When he hits a weak shot:
"Ladies play on Wednesdays"
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When he 'skys' a shot:
mocking run towards the ball, waving your hand up in the air like a kick returner calling for a fair catch and say, "I got it"
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When he hits a putt WAY too hard:
" Hit a truck "
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When he bombs a drive, but with a huge slice/hook:
"Long....strong...& wrong..."
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