SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, August 2, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: answers.yahoo.com

GOLF INSULTS
Quotes from an Internet Forum
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When someone hits a shot that doesnt get off the ground:
" worm abuse, I'm calling the SPCA"
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When someone takes a turn too sharp on the golf cart
and spills the beer:
"Alcohol abuse"
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"S.Y.S" =
still your shot
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When he hits a weak shot:
"Ladies play on Wednesdays"
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When he 'skys' a shot:
mocking run towards the ball, waving your hand up in the air like a kick returner calling for a fair catch and say, "I got it"
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When he hits a putt WAY too hard:
" Hit a truck "
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When he bombs a drive, but with a huge slice/hook:
"Long....strong...& wrong..."
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