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SPORTS INSULTS
Quotes from a Sports Forum
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"You couldn't hit water if you fell off a boat"
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"You building a house with all those bricks?"
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get off your knees, you're blowing the game!
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"You got picked more than cotton"
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I'm Blind, I'm Deaf, I wanna be a Ref
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"you couldnt pitch a tent!"
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You couldn't throw it in the ocean if you were knee deep.
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Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball
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You couldn’t count to 21 if you were barefoot and without pants
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You’re as useful as dinosaur repellent
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When God said “Come forth for brains,” you came fifth
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There's an old saying: “What you don’t know can’t hurt you”. Hell, you’re practically indestructible
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I’ve gotten better calls from my ex-girlfriend
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You must have been the lookout at Pearl Harbor
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"hellen keller coulda called that one!!!"
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your mother f*cked Mike Tyson
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