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HOCKEY QUOTES
Quotes from a web site's forum
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Ron Francis, asked teammate Mario Lemieux what he did to stay in shape in the off season. Lemieux's response: "I don't order fries with my club sandwich."
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I love the Dallas Stars billboards:
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*The only thing our refs shave is the ice.
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*The ticket covers the hockey. The boxing is a bonus.
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*One game in a week? Is the N in NFL for Nancy?
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*At 32 degrees water freezes and blood boils.
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*Watch people fight at work.
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*Meet our two defenders: Assault and Battery.
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*Their whole paycheque is hazard pay.
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Teemu Selanne, on the importance of the All-Star game: "Winning is always fun, but the car is more important."
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Tony Amonte, on possessing the NHL’s second-longest active playing streak: "It must be the body. It’s chiseled out of marshmallows."
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Mike Modano, on Sergei Fedorov’s breaking three sticks on Dallas players: " I don’t know if Anna (Kournikova) told him to get tougher or what."
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In Chicago, Bob Probert crashed his motorcycle into a car. According to police reports, his blood-alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit and he told officers:
"Just charge me with the usual."
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After a narrow victory in 1994, Boston Bruins defenseman Al Iafrate was asked why, in the closing moments of the game, he had fired the puck around the boards rather than into the empty net. His reply?
"Empty-net goals are for *******."
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Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup: "This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
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"you look like a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a football!"
Herb Brooks
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"I'm not looking for the best players, Craig; I'm looking for the right ones."
Herb Brooks
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dominik hasek:
They say I am unorthodox, I flop around the ice like some kind of fish. I say, who cares as long as I stop the puck?
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One was on the ice and we put that one back in. Another was up my nose and they had to pull it down."
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Flyers' forward Sami Kapanen recalls how his front teeth were salvaged after being knocked out five years ago
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