SPORTS QUOTES
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The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player.
Bernie Lincicome
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Bill Veeck
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Scholars concede but cannot explain the amazing chemistry of Cub fans' loyalty. But their unique steadfastness through thin and thin has something to do with the team's Franciscan simplicity.
George F. Will
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I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.
Robert Frost
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
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You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money. I love bike racing.
Greg LeMond
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Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.
Blaise Pascal
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth
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Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
Roger Kahn
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Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.
Robert Graves
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