SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: answers.yahoo.com

HOCKEY QUOTES
Slang \ one-liners in hockey
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"Roof it" (To shoot the puck into the top part of the net)
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one liner to a blueliner "pinch him off"
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"Put the wood to it"...back when sticks were made of wood.
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Get it in that slut"
My High School coach would yell this when there was a scrum in front of the opposition's net!
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Back in the good old days when you could park yourself in front of the crease and screen the goalie, the goalies stick would find it way up the inside part of your leg and totally by "accident" whack you in the balls.
We used to call this a "love tap".
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Responses to trash-talk from opponents:
"I can't hear you, I've got my Stanley Cup rings in my ears."
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"Could you translate that for me? I don't speak cement."
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The best may have come from John MacLean of the New Jersey Devils:
Asked, "Whose @$$ did you kiss to get on the All-Star Team?"
he said, "Whose @$$ did YOU kiss to get into the league?"
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Rod Buskas played for the St. Louis Blues in the early 1990s, and got hit in the nose with a puck. It was broken. He had tissue stuffed up his nose and kept playing. When asked why afterward, he said,
"I don't skate with my nose."
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"Defender Bender" - when a defenseman put a good lick on an opposing player, bending the guy in two.
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to "undress" someone- deke someone so badly the person was left naked
( does apply to other sports in other forms) Also known as "faking someone out of their jock"
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