HOCKEY QUOTES
Slang \ one-liners in hockey
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"Roof it" (To shoot the puck into the top part of the net)
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one liner to a blueliner "pinch him off"
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"Put the wood to it"...back when sticks were made of wood.
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Get it in that slut"
My High School coach would yell this when there was a scrum in front of the opposition's net!
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Back in the good old days when you could park yourself in front of the crease and screen the goalie, the goalies stick would find it way up the inside part of your leg and totally by "accident" whack you in the balls.
We used to call this a "love tap".
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Responses to trash-talk from opponents:
"I can't hear you, I've got my Stanley Cup rings in my ears."
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"Could you translate that for me? I don't speak cement."
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The best may have come from John MacLean of the New Jersey Devils:
Asked, "Whose @$$ did you kiss to get on the All-Star Team?"
he said, "Whose @$$ did YOU kiss to get into the league?"
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Rod Buskas played for the St. Louis Blues in the early 1990s, and got hit in the nose with a puck. It was broken. He had tissue stuffed up his nose and kept playing. When asked why afterward, he said,
"I don't skate with my nose."
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"Defender Bender" - when a defenseman put a good lick on an opposing player, bending the guy in two.
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to "undress" someone- deke someone so badly the person was left naked
( does apply to other sports in other forms) Also known as "faking someone out of their jock"
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