SPORTS QUOTES
Sports-related jokes by Bob Hope
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"The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie - and an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark ..."
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens."
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Fish don't applaud." - On cutting short a cruise his doctor had ordered him to take.
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