SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: partners.nytimes.com

LOU HOLTZ, FOOTBALL COACH

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES

Quotes by Lou Holtz

On coaching his first and only National Football League training camp: "For lunch I have a cheeseburger with ketchup and a Tab, then I go back to my dorm, lie down and think, 'Thank God I'm in the big time.' "

Before the Jets finished that 1976 season, Lou Holtz walked away, saying, "God did not put Lou Holtz on this earth to coach pro football."

On the Minnesota weather: "Everybody here has blond hair and blue ears."

On the throwing of oranges on the field after Arkansas clinched an Orange Bowl berth: "I'm glad we're not going to the Gator Bowl."

On an $8.95 Lou Holtz doll: "My first reaction was that it was the ugliest thing I ever saw, but then I thought it does look like me."

On bad practice sessions: "I set my watch back and start all over again."

On any of his teams: "I'm convinced we're going to move the ball. I hope to God it's forward."

If he doesn't restore that Notre Dame tradition quickly, he too will be involved in what he calls a "replacement" year.
"That means," Lou Holtz once said, "if we don't do well, the coach gets replaced."

Lou Holtz has always joked about being "two steps ahead of the posse." But at Notre Dame, the coach never gets that much of a jump on the alumni.

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