Image: hollywoodsuccess.com.
WRESTLING INSULTS
Insults by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
.
"You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!"
.
(After saying something smart)"Do you think this brain thing is a gimmick?"
.
(Talking about the Narcissist Lex Luger's elbow)"He's had more hits than Elvis."
.
"You know what slows down Typhoon? Twinkies--Hostess Cupcakes."
.
(Talking about Typhoon)"He uses his weight advantage at dinner."
.
"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
.
"Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box."
.
(Talking about the Guerrero family)"Their family is watching this at home wondering if the wheels are going to get stolen off their house.
.
(Talking about Chris Jericho)Lee Marshall: "He is an ego maniac."Bobby Heenan: "But he's good at it!"
.
"If it wasn't for Mrs. Gurrero's chili they wouldn't have invented Rolaids."
Bobby Heenan: "That's not the first time he's been on the ground holding his stomach."Tony Schiavone: "Huh?"Bobby Heenan: "Obviously you've never had any of Mrs. Gurrero's chili."
.
Gorilla Monsoon: "The Pendulum swings."
Bobby Heenan: "Like a pendulum do."
Gorilla Monsoon: "is that a tune?"
Bobby Heenan: "Why do you hear music?"
.
"That shirt: It's like sinus infection green."
.
Tony Schiavone "I'm sure a liar has to make a living like everyone else."
Bobby Heenan "That's why we're here."
.
"You should just get beat up for having a last name Whipneck."
.
(Talking about Tony Schiavone)"Next week I'll be on the Cartoon Network with pictures of your last date."
.
(Talking about Jim Duggan)"He's has a disadvantage when he wakes up."
.
"And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?' "
.
Gorilla Monsoon: "The corner of the steps hit him in the trapezius."
Bobby Heenan: "That's what they use in the circus."
======================
No comments:
Post a Comment