SPORTS FANATICS HECKLES \ INSULTS
Politically correct statements to squash a heckling rival sports fan
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An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
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Dumber than a box of hair.
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A few peas short of a casserole.
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Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
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One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
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One taco short of a combination plate.
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All foam, no beer.
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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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As smart as bait.
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Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
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Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
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Surfing in Nebraska.
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Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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