SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, December 5, 2010

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EXTREME SPORTS \ EXERCISE QUOTES \ TRIVIA
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Top 10 Toughest Athletic Challenges
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Excerpt from the theme blog for this post:
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Is your daily routine at the gym boring you? Is your jogging route not giving you the same satisfaction it once did? And are you tired of athletic events that only last a couple of measly hours?
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Then it sounds like you need more pain and suffering in your life!
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Luckily, there are numerous sporting challenges that have been designed for the sole purpose of torturing their participants with insane demands.
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Taking part in any one of the following 10 events should be enough to ensure that you never want to exercise again!
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End of excerpt.
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Click here to view ===> 10 TOUGHEST ATHLETIC CHALLENGES
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Source: top-tenz.net.
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Ready to accept the challenge or learn more about the requirements
for overcoming the challenges?
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If so, the following links will help point aspiring athletes in the right
direction for overcoming the challenges.
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Bonus entry: Sports endurance quotes
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"Well, you're not getting any faster sitting on the wall."
- Wolfgang Dittrich to masters swimmer.
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"Women's XC is an eating disorder with uniforms."
- ex girlfriend and NCAA All American runner
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS ENDURANCE QUOTES
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Source: finalkick.com
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Bonus entry: Cycling quotes
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Refrain from throwing your bicycle in public. It shows poor upbringing
-Jacquie Phelan
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Anything is possible. You can be told that you have a 90-percent chance or a 50-percent chance or a 1-percent chance, but you have to believe, and you have to fight.
-Lance Armstrong
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Click here to view ===> CYCLING QUOTES
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Source: sportsquotescollection.com
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Bonus entry: Running quotes
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I tell runners to divide a race into thirds. Run the first part with your head, the middle part with your personality, and the last part with your heart.
- Mike Fanelli
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Running is like mouthwash; if you can feel the burn, it's working.
- Brian Tackett
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Click here to view ===> RUNNING QUOTES
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Source: good-quotes-now.com
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Bonus entry: Exercise quotes
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"A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts."
- St. Jerome
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"The physically fit can enjoy their vices."
- Lord Percival
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Click here to view ===> EXERCISE QUOTES
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Source: great-quotes.com
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Bonus entry: Workout exercise dance routine
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If you've reached this point, you are now ready for the
piece de resistance in readying yourself for the
athletic challenges - THE WORKOUT DANCE!
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You know the deal....
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If you are 30 or younger, put on your workout dancing shoes.
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Older than 30, grab a seat and sit down and watch ---- PERIOD!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"
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Click here to view ===> WORKOUT DANCE VIDEO
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Source: youtube.com
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