Quotes of the week
August, 2005
He took a knock on the ankle - but we played some Bob Marley reggae music and he was fine. That lad is so laid-back it's not true! Southampton boss Harry Redknapp on the magic sponge alternative that assisted Kenwyne Jones, inspiring him to score the winner at Sheffield Wednesday.
As far as his shoulder is concerned he is going to be OK. He didn't have any trouble lifting up a can of beer anyway. Chairman of selectors David Graveney gives Andrew Flintoff the all-clear for Old Trafford.
I thought if Rembrandt can do it, why can't I? Former England wicket-keeper Jack Russell is very modest about his painting skills.
Look at the prickly little fella down the road at Chelsea. He wants to win everything and we can learn from that. If there were two flies crawling up the wall he'd be desperate to back the winner. QPR manager Ian Holloway is modelling himself on Jose Mourinho.
When my wife first saw Marc for the first time, she said he was a fine specimen of a man. She says I have nothing to worry about, but I think she wants me to buy her a QPR shirt with his name on the back for Christmas. Holloway on his new 6ft 5in Danish striker Marc Nygaard.
Kate at the Rangers? You Moss be joking
Anybody who is a QPR fan is welcome at Loftus Road. I'd be happy for him to turn up for a kickabout, just so long as he brings that Kate Moss with him - she's absolutely lovely. Holloway has plans to make his wife jealous by inviting QPR fan Pete Doherty and his girlfriend to Loftus Road.
My friends keep taking the mickey out of me - they call me Paula. Maybe I should start nodding my head on the home straight! British 400m runner Tim Benjamin on the long socks he wears to help with circulation. Sadly they didn't help him win a medal at the World Championships.
I hate draws - draws kill you. Sheffield Wednesday manager Paul Sturrock after the Owls were held 1-1 by Hull at Hillsborough.
I'm over the moon to have drawn after the way we played in the second half, because we were mullered. Hull boss Peter Taylor is slightly happier with a point apiece.
I thought it was a bit high - he nearly took my willy off. You would probably expect that from Bob but there you go. Inverness player Ross Tokely complains about a challenge on him by Rangers defender Bob Malcolm in the 1-0 defeat.
Taxi for Teddy
It's almost like he has Dr Who's Tardis because he always turns up on time.West Ham boss Alan Pardew on the impeccable time-keeping of Teddy Sheringham.
The Aussies were telling me the patch I've got over my ear didn't do much for my street cred - and they are right! Andrew Strauss on the 'ear patch' he had to wear after being struck by a Brett Lee bouncer. Strauss had the last laugh by going on to score a century.
Are you in a library or what?! Manchester City boss Stuart Pearce has a pop at the hushed City of Manchester crowd.
He took a knock on the ankle - but we played some Bob Marley reggae music and he was fine. That lad is so laid-back it's not true! Southampton boss Harry Redknapp on the magic sponge alternative that assisted Kenwyne Jones, inspiring him to score the winner at Sheffield Wednesday.
As far as his shoulder is concerned he is going to be OK. He didn't have any trouble lifting up a can of beer anyway. Chairman of selectors David Graveney gives Andrew Flintoff the all-clear for Old Trafford.
I thought if Rembrandt can do it, why can't I? Former England wicket-keeper Jack Russell is very modest about his painting skills.
Look at the prickly little fella down the road at Chelsea. He wants to win everything and we can learn from that. If there were two flies crawling up the wall he'd be desperate to back the winner. QPR manager Ian Holloway is modelling himself on Jose Mourinho.
When my wife first saw Marc for the first time, she said he was a fine specimen of a man. She says I have nothing to worry about, but I think she wants me to buy her a QPR shirt with his name on the back for Christmas. Holloway on his new 6ft 5in Danish striker Marc Nygaard.
Kate at the Rangers? You Moss be joking
Anybody who is a QPR fan is welcome at Loftus Road. I'd be happy for him to turn up for a kickabout, just so long as he brings that Kate Moss with him - she's absolutely lovely. Holloway has plans to make his wife jealous by inviting QPR fan Pete Doherty and his girlfriend to Loftus Road.
My friends keep taking the mickey out of me - they call me Paula. Maybe I should start nodding my head on the home straight! British 400m runner Tim Benjamin on the long socks he wears to help with circulation. Sadly they didn't help him win a medal at the World Championships.
I hate draws - draws kill you. Sheffield Wednesday manager Paul Sturrock after the Owls were held 1-1 by Hull at Hillsborough.
I'm over the moon to have drawn after the way we played in the second half, because we were mullered. Hull boss Peter Taylor is slightly happier with a point apiece.
I thought it was a bit high - he nearly took my willy off. You would probably expect that from Bob but there you go. Inverness player Ross Tokely complains about a challenge on him by Rangers defender Bob Malcolm in the 1-0 defeat.
Taxi for Teddy
It's almost like he has Dr Who's Tardis because he always turns up on time.West Ham boss Alan Pardew on the impeccable time-keeping of Teddy Sheringham.
The Aussies were telling me the patch I've got over my ear didn't do much for my street cred - and they are right! Andrew Strauss on the 'ear patch' he had to wear after being struck by a Brett Lee bouncer. Strauss had the last laugh by going on to score a century.
Are you in a library or what?! Manchester City boss Stuart Pearce has a pop at the hushed City of Manchester crowd.
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