Thanks, Jimmy Piersall!June, 2007
"I go up with a bottle of water, and come down with a bottle of something else." — NBC cameraman John Boeddeker, who spends up to seven hours filming the 17th hole at The Players Championship Sawgrass in a crane that does not feature a bathroom.
"He's not that good. It's all computer-generated. " — Cleveland Cavaliers forward Scot Pollard on teammate LeBron James.
"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again." — Former baseball player Jimmy Piersall, on how to put a diaper on a child.
"I have a message for the Lions organization. It might take awhile to get there, because I am sending it from Earth." — Michael Rosenberg, of the Detroit Free Press.
"It's become sort of official that John Daly is unlucky in love." — Mike Lupica of the New York Daily News, on the golfer's fifth wife allegedly attacking him with a steak knife.
"We knew there was more than one, and when they took a look, they said it was twins. Then we went back for another test, and they said it was triplets. I told my wife that if she went back again, she'd have to go by herself." — Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Luis Gonzalez, father of triplets, recalling his wife Christine's first visits to the doctor.
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