SPORTS QUOTES
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"We're all on something — Viagra, Cialis and whatever that other one is."
— Golfer Joe Ogilvie, on the PGA testing for drugs.
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"It's not the sort of thing you expect at croquet. Perhaps it was a dry run for something later on. Perhaps he wants to get into the business."
— Rex Oliver, the public relations man for the Manawatu Croquet Club in Palmerston, New Zealand, after a male streaker interrupted a club day.
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"I told my mom I got hit by a car, and she was like, `Oh, lord, are you hurt?' I told her, `No, mom, I'm way bigger than the car.' "
— Boston Celtics rookie Glen (Big Baby) Davis, pictured, who is listed at 6-foot-9, 289 pounds, on getting hit by a two-seat Italian car while his team was at training camp in Italy.
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"The Dalai Lama is here in the United States. This morning he was awarded the congressional gold medal for his contribution to peace, human rights, religious understanding. Unfortunately, a few hours after the ceremony, he was stripped of his medal after testing positive for performance- enhancing drugs." — Jimmy Kimmel.
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"The whole subject of repeating is already getting repetitive."
— Brent Barry, of the defending champion San Antonio Spurs.
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"Our coach can eat your coach."
— T-shirt popular with students at the University of Kansas, whose football coach, Mark Mangino, weighs close to 400 pounds.
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