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Mike York
SPORTS QUOTES
January, 2007
"I scooped them all up and took them over to our trainer. I said, `Here, hang on to these. I might need them later.'" — Former defenceman Tom Reid, recalling when 13 of his teeth were liberated by Bob Probert.
"It's the worst. You can't ice your brain." — New York Islanders centre Mike York, on concussions.
"It's like any other small town, except some idiot decided to name it Santa Claus." — Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler, pictured, on his hometown of Santa Claus, Ind.
"Mully called me on New Year's Eve and asked me if I liked Sambuca, and I said, `Yeah.' And he went out there and signed this guy, Azubuike. I thought it was a drink, and he was talking about a player." — Golden State Warriors coach Don Nelson, on his general manager, Chris Mullin, signing guard Kelenna Azubuike.
"She came out with a bruise on her eye. I thought, `Atta girl, she's a scrapper.' " — Former U.S. women's soccer star Julie Foudy, on her newborn daughter.
"David Beckham is coming to the United States. People say he could make a huge impact on the way Americans ignore soccer." — Talk-show host Jay Leno.
"Mike Nifong, the prosecutor in the Duke lacrosse rape case, asked to be removed from the case on Friday. Said Nifong, `I promised myself I would get out when it stopped being fun.' " — Amy Poehler, on Saturday Night Live.
"Now that you mention it, they did go to the mall on Monday." — Golfer Paul Goydos, on whether his daughters were excited by his victory in the Sony Open, which netted him a career-high US$936,000.
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