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GOLF QUOTES
Quotes by Jim Murray, Sportswriter
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If your caddie coaches you on the tee, 'Hit it down the left side with a little draw,' ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie.
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a seven to do that.
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Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.
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Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
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Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.
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