SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, July 31, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: zimbio.com

Image: vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com
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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes by and about Bill Parcells
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Here are a few excerpts from an article in the NY Times from 2006 about BP, his philosophy and a few interesting tidbits.
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On his famed reluctance to talk to reporters:
“We’re in the business of collecting information,” Parcells likes to say. “We’re not in the business of exchanging information.”
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On the extent of his commitment to and passion for the game (after a loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars):
He woke up not long after he nodded off, choking on his own bile. “It only happens to me during the football season,” he says. “It happens no other time of the year. And it wasn’t something I ate.” After that, he couldn’t sleep at all. He found that his ex-wife, Judy — they divorced in 2002, after 40 years of marriage — had left a message on his answering machine. She saw the game on TV. “Please don’t let it affect your health,” she said.
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As to the widespread reports of him being furious with Jason Taylor, as 'obviously' evidenced by his continued silence towards him:
“Coach doesn’t say too much,” Newman says, “unless you do something bad. If he’s not saying anything to you, you must be doing something good.”
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On how he organizes strategy, practices and assesses success/failure:
His obsession is with space — creating it on offense and filling it on defense. Parcells is interested especially in the first step or two that players take, because that is when almost all of their critical mistakes are made. He’s looking for bad angles, missed assignments, confused play. He’ll watch the first one-third of a second of a play, stop the video in a fury and holler for an assistant coach.
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A few of the quotes he puts up in the locker room:
“Blame nobody, expect nothing, do something.”
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“Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team.”
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“Losing may take a little from your credibility, but quitting will destroy it.”
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“There are many exit doors in pro football. Don’t take them.”
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“Don’t confuse routine with commitment.”
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On how he demands as much from his coaches as he does from his players (no favorites, no caste system):
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Rich Dalrymple, the Cowboys’ director of public relations, walks in and says, “Gibbs is saying Portis isn’t playing.”
“Get out of here!” His defense just spent the week focusing on Clinton Portis, a Redskins running back.
“It was on the wire,” Dalrymple says.
“That means Duckett’s playing,” says Parcells. That would be T. J. Duckett, acquired just three weeks earlier by Washington from Atlanta.
“I don’t know,” Dalrymple says.
“Find out!”
“How am I supposed to find out?” Dalrymple asks.
Parcells shakes his head: not my problem.
“Give a guy a morsel and he wants a fillet,” says Dalrymple, and Parcells laughs.
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