SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, August 22, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: londonrunner.ca

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TRACK AND FIELD \ RUNNING QUOTES
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"Running is the greatest metaphor for life, because you get out of it what you put into it."
–Oprah Winfrey
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"There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1. Never divulge everything you know."
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“It’s like banging your head against a wall; you feel better once you stop.”
–Dave Dorman
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"Workouts are like brushing my teeth; I don't think about them, I just do them. The decision has already been made."
-Patti Sue Plumer, U.S. Olympian
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Anybody in shorts is my competition."
–Meseret Defar
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“I just want to make sure it’s a living hell out there for anyone who’s going to beat me.”
–Noureddine Morceli
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All I did was win some foot races."
-Fanny Blankers-Koen (who won 4 golds at the 1948 Olympics)
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"All it takes is all you've got"
-Marc Davis
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"It was like she stole my grandma's purse or something, I was just chasing after her, just reeling her in."
–Brigham Young-Hawai'i sophomore Chelsea Smith (NCAA DII x-c champ)
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This is nuts! What happened to everyone else?"
-spectator at 2003 OFSAA Cross Country Championships waiting to see who was 2nd to Lechebo at the 6k mark
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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise."
-P.Z. Pearce
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All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why."
-James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
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"The marathon is a charismatic event. It has everything. It has drama. It has competition. It has camaraderie. It has heroism. Every jogger can't dream of being an Olympic champion, but he can dream of finishing a marathon."
- Fred Lebow
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Will you please cancel the intercollegiate football season in 1983 so that I can have the centre spread in The Gazette for my cross country team. I’m sick and tired of seeing those big and ugly football players every Homecoming Issue.”
-Bob Vigars
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"I just raced away. I figured, I'll either die and run fast, or I'll win and run fast."
–Alan Webb, on running a 3:32.73pb in Ostrava
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"I like running because it's a challenge...You know, lately it seems all you hear is 'Don't overdo it' and 'Don't push yourself.' Well, I think that's a lot of bull. If you push the human body, it will respond."
-Bob Clarke
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"The fear of running a long race can come from the fact that you know it's going to be physically painful. And unless you are a masochist, nobody likes pain. And if you dwell on this, it can make you nervous."
-Ron Hill, 1970 Boston Marathon Champ
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A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
-Channing Pollock
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