SPORTS QUOTES
Excerpts from The 20 Funniest (Or Dumbest) Athlete Quotes
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"I enjoyed The Luge."—Michael Jordan on the Paris museum
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Shaquille O'Neal: "I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak."
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"Like they say, it ain't over til the fat guy swings."—Phillies catcher Darren Daulton on stocky first baseman John Kruk.
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"I've been dunked on by (Vitaly) Potapenko and now (Zan) Tabak. The good part is that they don't make posters of those guys"—Houston Rockets’ Walt Williams
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"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."— Muhammad Ali
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