SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, August 22, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: barstoolsports.com

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes by and about Emmitt Smith
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July 30, 2008
Emmitt Smith's Greatest Quotes
by Jerry Thornton
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A very, very, partial list of the wit and wisdom of Emmitt Smith:
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"The NFC West is probably one of the weakest... CONFERENCES... in the whole NFC. These guys over here, you have the Cardinals, you have the 49ers, you have the Seahawks, and you also have the Rams..."
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"They did a good job flying around the football field and carowzing the football carrier."
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"Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage."
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"Don't worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out... uhhh... blown... blown out... Let's think about what we need to do going forward, and they had... blown out."
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"He gets the ball over to their third read than most quarterback can."
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"The leadership definitely have to come from the leaders."
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"Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen."
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"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard."
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"The hill represent another rushing title this year for the season. For others watching this thing who've worked out on hills, this is a opportunity to build strength within."
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"The percentages for teams that go into score before the first half is pretty high that they wins the game."
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"...Go to Arizona, sharp as a whistle, and do some finishing touches"
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"That offense does... do look good." (Note: this is one of my favorites because he was going to say it correctly but corrected himself to say it incorrectly.)
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"The one thing that derail a team is a thing called the injury bugs."
(Note: Injury bugs = one thing.)
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"Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record."
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"Norv Turner have a lot of experience in the playoff."
(Note: at the time, Norv was a career 1-1)
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"I'm concerned about a guy who fall down before get hits."
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"Let's not judge the Giants until we're in the bottom half of the season... The bottom half of the schedule get much tougher."
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"The loss tonight... And the loss today is gonna hurt for a long time."
(Note: It's always tough anytime an NFL team gets swept in a doubleheader.)
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"That would definitely be a slowed down."
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"He was coming through line to make a move and got blind sided by Al Wi... Al Wi... Al Jackson." (Note: There is no one named Al Jackson in the NFL)
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"He's giving them all the confidences they need... he giving them the confidence that he need."
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"I think it's his self-confidence in himself that make him so confident when it get down into the crunch time."
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"Now the Colts are probably playing with more confidence than they ever have played since they been with the Indianapolis Colts."
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"That can be a swing their way eventually. I just hate to be the team that they winned it against."
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"The strength of the Patriots, their offense, got... DEBACLED."
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Editor's note:
Finally, Emmitt, after football and dancing,
you've met your match in life's little games! ;-)
This is a new challenge for a champion - WORK IT!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

if volleyball was easy theyd call it football