GOLF QUOTES
Selected quotes from list of 15
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The Funny Side Of Golf: Top 15 Golf Quotes
by Thomas Leemon (Columnist), August 22, 2008
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15. "The difference between golf and tennis is that in tennis you want to kill the other player; in golf you just want to kill yourself."
- Anonymous
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14. "A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom."
- Henry Beard, humorist and author
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13. "Thou shalt not use profanity; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's putter; thou shalt not steal thy neighbor's ball; thou shalt not bear false witness in the final tally."
- ground rules at a clergymen's tournament
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