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FOOTBALL QUOTES

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All that I know surely about morality and the obligations of man, I owe to football.
—Camus, Albert
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College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.
—Gallagher, Noel

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I prefer players not to be too good or clever at other things. It means they concentrate on football.
—Nicholson, Bill

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For as concerning football playing, I protest unto you it may be rather called a friendly kind of fight than a play or recreation, a bloody or murmuring practice than a fellowly sport or pastime.
—Stubbes, Philip

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Football causeth fighting, brawling, contention, quarrel- picking, murder, homicide, and a great effusionof blood, as daily experiences teaches.
—Stubbes, Philip

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Football is an art more central to our culture than anything the Arts Council deigns to recognize.
—Greer, Germaine

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They're killing the game with this phoney mystique, telling people that a guy needs the abilities of a brain surgeon to play left-guard for the Colts. Football is simply a game to keep the coalminers off the streets.
—Breslin,Jimmy

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Agents do nothing for the good of football. I'd like to see them lined up against a wall and machine-gunned, some accountants and solicitors with them.
—Taylor, Graham

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It was an ideal day for football; too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.
—Smith, Red

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In football it is widely acknowledged that if both sides agree to cheat, cheating is fair.
—Fry, C(harles) B(urgess)

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Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
—Holmes, Oliver Wendell

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To watch a football game is to be in prolonged neurotic doubt as to what you're seeing. It's more like an emergency happening at a distance than a game.
—Barzun,Jacques

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