SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, August 10, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forumpolitics.com

Image: strangesports.com
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BASEBALL QUOTES
Quotes by Barry Bonds
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Posted in funny quotes, athletes by Administrator on the July 16th, 2007
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“I don’t have to [use steroids]. I mean, I’m a good enough ballplayer as it is. I don’t need to be any better. I can’t get any better at this age.”
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“A lot of people are a lot different at work than they are at home.”
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“I never asked. When he said it was flaxseed oil, I just said, ‘Whatever.’ It was in the ballpark … in front of everybody. I mean, all the reporters, my teammates, I mean they all saw it. I didn’t hide it.”
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“And all it takes is to shun one reporter because maybe you have to go home or have some other responsibility or whatever. That can spark a fire throughout the rest of the season.”
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“All you guys lied! All of y’all and the story have lied. Should you have asterisks behind your name? All of you lied. All of you have said something wrong. All of you have dirt. When your closet’s clean, then come clean somebody else’s … What did I do? What did I do? What are you going to apologize for when you’re wrong? This is old stuff. I mean, it’s like watching Sanford and Son. It’s just rerun after rerun after rerun. It’s almost comical, basically. We’ve got alcohol that’s the No. 1 killer in America, and we legalize that. You’ve got tobacco, No. 2 or 3 killer in America. We legalize that. There’s other issues. It’s become Hard Copy all day long. Are you guys jealous? Are you upset? Disappointed? What? … I don’t know if steroids are going to help you in baseball. I just don’t believe it.”
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“Back when I first started Nolan Ryan was still a dominating pitcher - even though he was at the end of his career. The best thing I ever did was strike out three times against him in Spring Training, because I wanted to be in there so badly.”
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“Baseball is just my job.”
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“I don’t know if the record is going to happen. I don’t really think about the record. There are other things I worry about.”
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“The fact that someone should write in the newspaper is, I’ve never failed a drug test.”
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“You’re talking about something that wasn’t even illegal at the time. All this stuff about supplements, protein shakes, whatever. Man, it’s not like this is the Olympics.”
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“I have a chef who makes sure that I’m getting the right amounts of carbs, proteins and fats throughout the day to keep me at my max performance level.”
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“I liked baseball, but my idols were Willie Mays and a lot of the other ballplayers.”
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“I love San Francisco and I love you fans. My family knows, God knows, I’m proud to wear this uniform.”
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“I need to win, man. I’ve had numbers, but I’ve never won a World Series.”
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“I never stop looking for things to try and make myself better.”
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“There is nothing better than walking out and hitting a home run.”
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