SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, August 10, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: yourdictionary.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
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It is an axiom of sports that the legs go first. For sportswriters, it's the enthusiasm.
—Frayne,Trent
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Hail Cricket! glorious, manly, British game! First of all Sports! be first alike in fame!
—Love,James pseudonym of James Dance
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I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
—Mencken, H(enry) L(ouis)
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What man that sees the ever-whirling wheel Of Change, the which all mortal things doth sway, But that thereby doth find, and plainly feel, How mutability in them doth play Her cruel sports, to many men's decay?
—Spenser, Edmund
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Organised outdoor sports for the old ruling classes.
—Hobson,John Atkinson
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Praise the sports of the land And water, each one; The bath by the beach, or the yacht on the sea. But of all the sweet pleasures Known under the sun; A good game of Croquet's the sweetest to me.
—Reid,Thomas Mayne
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Pleasures of worse natures Are gladly entertained, and they that shun us Practice in private sports the stews would blush at.
—Massinger, Philip
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He brought an eye for all he saw; He mixed in all our simple sports; They pleased him, fresh from brawling courts And dusty purlieus of the law.
—Tennyson
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If this can be termed the century of the common man, then soccer, of all sports, is surely his game? In a world haunted by the hydrogenand napalm bomb, the football field is a place where sanity and hope are still left unmolested.
—Rous, Sir Stanley
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All winter long,
I am one for whom the bell is tolling;
I can arouse no interest in basketball,
Indoor fly casting or bowling;
The sports pages are strictly no soap!
And until the cry Play Ball! I simply mope.
—Nash, (Frederic) Ogden
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It is statute and ordained that in na place of the Realme there be used Fute-ball, Golfe, or uther sik unproffitable sportes.
—James IV
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