FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forum.ottawagolf.com

GOLF QUOTES
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Famous (and not so famous) Quotes
Compiled By OttawaGolf
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The real trick of golf course architecture is to lure the golfer into a false sense of security. - Pete Dye
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Golf architects can't play golf themselves and make damn sure no one else can. - unknown
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Victory is everything. You can spend the money, but you can never spend the memories. - Ken Venturi
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Until you play it St Andrews it looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away. - Sam Snead
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The practice tee; a place for golfers to go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice. - Henry Beard
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Hundreds of years of experience has demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity, practiced in a cow pasture. - Dave Kindred.
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The game of golf is 90% mental, the other 10% is mental. - Mulligan's laws
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Golf is the favorite game of Scotland. It is played everywhere. It is too slow a game, however, for Canada. We would go to sleep over it. - John B. MacLean, 1891
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Golf is the hardest sport... One day you are on cloud nine, and the next you couldn't scratch a whale's belly. - Sam Sneed
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Golf is game where guts, stick-to-itiveness and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. - Tommy Bolt
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Golf is a non-violent game played violently from within. - Bob Toski
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I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible. - Lee Trevino
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The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing. - Dave Hill
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The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already. - Byron Nelson
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The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. - Bob Allen
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The greatest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for merely exercise. - Tommy Bolt
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If you want to beat someone out on the golf course, just get him mad. - Dave Willaims
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Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. - Lee Trevino
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Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending. -Tony Lema
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Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at. - Dave Hill
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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States. - H.L. Mencken
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