FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source:geocities.com

SOCCER QUOTES
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WHO ASKED YOU?
(non-soccer types thinking they know about soccer)
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'What I don't understand is how a Frenchman can be playing for Manchester United. He's not even from England.'
- LORD DENNING QC (on the Cantona affair)
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'Spurs will play either Eintracht or Frankfurt.'
- ALISTAIR BURNETT
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'The rest of the team are very large...they dwarf above you.'
- FRED DINENAGE
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'London clubs are doing brilliantly at the moment - Arsenal are top of the Premiership, QPR are near the top of the first division, Watford top of the 2nd, Peterborough top of the third...'
- Caller to Radio 5 Live
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Caller to Radio 5 phone-in: There are too many foreign players in the league.
Mark Lawrenson: Why do you think that is?
Caller: Because there are a lot of them.
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'There's no score, for those of you interested in football and can't get to a radio.' - JO WHILEY (live on Radio One)
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'Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseille as brain-dead louts. This goes for me as well.'
- HARRIET HARMAN MP
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'I'm glad that European players can go into the Hall of Fame, because it would be unfair to miss them out just because they don't come from England.'
- JO GUEST
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'Dennis Wise is brilliant for Chelsea, even if he doesn't play'
- DANIEL HICKEY (News Of The World letter)
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'I like watching matches, but I'm not certain about the scoring system.'
- JUNE SARPONG
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'Do I support a London football team? I do. I support Manchester United.'
- CAPRICE
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'He's not fit to lace the coaching badge on his shirt.'
- Radio 5 Live caller
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Bryan Hamilton : 'I think in the end it will be down to Manchester United and Arsenal.'
Victoria Derbyshire: 'So you clearly haven't ruled out Liverpool then?'
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