BASEBALL HUMOR
Thursday, August 23, 2007
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Andy Rooney Is A Senile Idiot
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You know, most 88-year-olds are content to play a little canasta, gum some tapioca pudding and complain about the weather.
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But not 60 Minutes commentator Andy Rooney. The unibrowed curmudgeon has way more important stuff to grouse about.
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Like baseball. Rooney hates it. Always has, even as a kid.
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But according to his latest column, it's much worse now. Why, you ask?
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Cuz of those damned foreigners with their crazy names, that's why!
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"I know all about Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, but today's baseball stars are all guys named Rodriguez to me."
You tell 'em, Andy!
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But you might want to put down your quill pen and check your pants.
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Yeah, I know. You've peed yourself.
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No problem, just push the "Nurse Call" button.
Rodriguez will come and clean it right up.
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