SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: quotesjunction.com

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GOLF QUOTES
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May thy ball lie in green pastures… and not in still waters.
Author Unknown
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Born to golf. Forced to work.
Author Unknown
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A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible.
Author Unknown
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To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
Author Unknown
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If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.
Percey Boomer
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Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
Princess Anne
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I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.Chi Chi Rodriguez
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His driving is unbelievable. I don’t go that far on my holidays.
Ian Baker-Finch
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One thing about golf is you don’t know why you play bad and why you play good.
George Archer
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Golf is hockey at the halt.
Arthur Marshall
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The worst club in my bag is my brain.
Chris Perry
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Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain’t no game.
Burt Shotten
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The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.
Author Unknown
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There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Lee Trevino
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Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors.
Paul O’Neil
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A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.
Barry Fitzgerald
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I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.
Jim Dent
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A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.
Bob Ryan
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If I can hit a curveball, why can’t I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?Larry Nelson
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