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GAMBLING QUOTES
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Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. ~Gloria Steinem
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A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. ~Author Unknown
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I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn’t come in until half-past five. ~Henny Youngman
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. ~Will Rogers
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A race track is a place where windows clean people. ~Danny Thomas
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No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him. ~Bud Flanagan
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Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit. ~R.E. Shay
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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. ~Wilson Mizner
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In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here,” but only one window with the legend “Pay Out.” ~Jeffrey Bernard
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The house doesn’t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself. ~Nick Dandalos
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In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. ~Author Unknown
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Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other. ~Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1823
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The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil. ~Heywood Broun
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For most men (till by losing rendered sager)
Will back their own opinions by a wager.
~George Gordon, Lord Byron, “Beppo”
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