GOLF QUOTES
Quotes by Comedians
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I'm the kind of guy who has to tell his wife he's going to Hooters so he can go play golf. - Ray Romano
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Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. - Adam Sandler (in Happy Gilmore)
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Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. - Andy Rooney
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Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before when he knows that the safest place to be is right down the middle. - Jackie Gleason
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When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different class of people. - Phil Harris
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He didn't wear the green jacket [from the Maseters Tournament] did he? Why would he do that? Who wears a green jacket if you're not spanking a hooker? - Brad Garret
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O.J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment. For the rest of his life, he has to associate with golfers. - George Carlin
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I did not want to turn to golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. - Bill Cosby
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