FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: au.answers.yahoo.com

SWIMMING SAYINGS \ QUOTES

Quotes from public forum on Internet

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Swimming is a sport, everything else is just a game.

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H2O: two part heart one part obsession

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water is MUST. you have a need for speed and like getting wet at the same time.

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You might be a swimmer..

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If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump.

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If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got..

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If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal

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If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity.

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If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last.

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If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice.

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When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways

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When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts

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When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room.

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If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on"

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If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool

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If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through.

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If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick" makes sense.

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If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5.

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If you sweat chlorine even after showering

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