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MOTOR RACING QUOTES

Quotes from NASCAR \ sprint car racing forum

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Under steer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and over steer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.

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Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you."

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"We're all a bunch of mugs! We work 24 hours a day, we don't eat, we don't sleep and we spend all our money just so we can go out again next Sunday and break the damned car." Horst Kwech, circa 1970

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"To finish first, you must first finish."- Rick Mears

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"Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second."- Bobby Unser

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"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines"- Enzo Ferrari

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"You've started a lot of engines."- Chris Myers, television host for FOX and FX NASCAR broadcasts, to All-Star Challange grand marshall Pamela Anderson.

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"The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses."- Mario Andretti

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"If I have to, I'll buy every piece of property around the track to make sure it stays open."- Tony Stewart in response to those around Eldora that complain about the noise and dust.

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“In what other sport do you get a 15-second break every hour?” - Dale Earnhardt Sr. on the "drvers aren't athletes" debate.

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In racing, I wanted to be a winner and to be a winner, you have to be willing to roll the dice. - Bobby Rahal
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