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SPORTS QUOTES
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"I never dreamed about being President, I wanted to be Willie Mays."
- George W. Bush
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"The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards."
- Terry Crisp, the ex-coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning. This quote was after a 10-0 loss to the Calgary Flames.
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"This has been a team effort. No one or two guys could have done all this."
- Casey Stengel, after the Mets lost 120 games in their inaugural season in 1962
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John McKay had some really funny quotes as coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Bucs did not win a game during their first season in 1976.
"Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site."
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“There's always one of my uncles who watches a boxing match with me and says, ‘Sure, ten million dollars. You know, for that kind of money, I'd fight him.’ As if someone is going to pay $200 a ticket to see a 57-year-old carpet salesman get hit in the face once and cry.”
- Larry Miller
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“The Olympics is really my favorite sporting event. Although I think I have a problem with that silver medal. 'Cause when you think about it, you win the gold-you feel good, you win the bronze-you think ‘Well at least I got something.’ But when you win that silver it's like ‘Congratulations, you almost won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you!’”
- Jerry Seinfeld
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“Mario Andretti has retired from racecar driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.”
- Jon Stewart
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"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
- Tommy Lasorda
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